If you had to make a Moby Dick themed parody of “Call Me Maybe”, would you title it “Call Me Ishmael” or “Call Me Moby”? These are the questions that keep me up at night
White girls with bindis. When will the plague end?
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I think organising events could bring out the passive-aggressive in anyone.
It’s cool how many people wanna move out with me, I must be a real champ.
But we’ll see if I’m still a champ after I’ve made them all fight to the death for the privilege.
(pictured: channing tatum putting a deposit on his room)
Manchester Orchestra are such a frustrating band. Like, just write an album with more than 4 good songs already. Put together the good halves of each of the next two albums you write. idk
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After a week and a half of no phone (other than imessage), it is now activated!!! hmu @ 0417481914
having no mobile service or 3g while being in sydney for two days was so stressful. there was an electronic road sign advising of an accident on the swansea bridge about an hour from home and I was convinced it had been someone in my family and the others hadn’t been able to contact me. i hate you telstra i will rip and tear your guts