i’m crowdsourcing a dictionary.
no plans, it’s not something I’m super passionate about though it was a good experience. i think i have told a few people i’d do one more so who knows. were you at the last one??
I have the worst tonsilitis I’ve ever had. It’s agony to swallow or talk. I don’t even want to be conscious right now, I’d rather lose a few days of my life
also that’s the only time you will see me use “creativity” and “employed” in such close proximity
i’d like to make a non-apology for all the angry posts lately, i 100% stand by them but nevertheless I promise creative stuff is coming soon, all my creativity has been employed elsewhere
How can anyone listen to iggy azalea without wanting to put a bullet in their face. She’s repulsive. Even if her music wasn’t inherently racist as all get out, she has a well documented history of being an unapologetic turd to all kinds of marginalised folk. I hope her and Macklemore end up on the same ill-fated tour bus
We must not forget that most violence against women is perpetrated not by a stranger, but by men they know, the husband of Jill Meagher writes.
"important": the latest word ruined by tumblr
Community has never prided itself on romance - or on being one genre for more than one episode at a time - but the constant wasted opportunities and neglect for Jeff Winger and Annie Edison have tested those shippers’ last nerve. Given that Community would much rather keep teasing and reviving the much less popular Jeff/Britta pairing - complete with a half-hearted wedding proposal leading up to the possible series finale - it is quite alienating and baffling to a rather vocal part of an already small audience.
Community is a show that could have benefited quite a lot from a Jeff/Annie relationship, both creatively and commercially. Yet Dan Harmon’s missteps and downright cowardice on this front are the direct opposite of what Michael Schur and his writers keep accomplishing a half-hour later. It’s no wonder that Parks and Recreation is up to seven seasons and may get to craft a real ending in advance, while Community crosses its fingers again for its long, satirically promised sixth season - a.k.a. another chance to disappoint all its shippers.
Imagine living in a culture without a million dickheads who think it’s their responsibility to spoil films and tv shows for everyone else. There are few things that make me angrier. It’s incredibly self centred and unreasonable to expect everyone to be caught up on all the media YOU’VE consumed. It’s the paragon of egocentrism to think people owe it to you to consume media in tandem with you just because you are too lazy to find someone to have a private conversation about it with. It’s not my job to make watching stuff my #1 priority just so you can post about it without a thought as to how it might ruin or lessen a narrative that people are heavily invested in. Particularly as a writer I find it infuriating knowing that even fans of someone’s work don’t respect them or their storytelling abilities enough to let everyone else experience the story as the author intended. People who spoil stories, spoiler enablers and spoiler apologists can all eat shit and die.
Tumblring so tiredly that I accidentally reblog posts instead of replying to them. Also I’ve lost another follower since expressing my excitement that I was coming up to 200. Just let me have this one thing guys
when steve jobs died and apple put a memorial up on their homepage, I witnessed surely one of the funniest social media conversations of all time